Dressage Mom Archive on November 14, 2007, 23:43

Lily said she had a joke for me.

LILY: What do you call a truck that runs over your foot?
ME: I don't know, what do you call it?
LILY: A lifesaver! It's a joke! HA HA HAA!

I didn't get it, but I laughed. So she told another one.

LILY: What happens when a glass bangs around and it makes you really angry?
ME: I don't know, what happens?
LILY: Another glass bangs around! HA HA HAA!